In a potentially ground breaking legal action, McDonald's, Inc. has filed a lawsuit against the Republican Party and its candidate for President, John McCain, for copyright infringement.  A copy of the filing obtained by this reporter reveals that the company believes it faces "irreparable harm" if the McCain campaign is allowed to continue using the trademark "Mc" prefix as its "brand."  The lawsuit asks for an immediate "Cease and Desist" order, calling for the Republican Party to rebrand its Presidential candidate as simply "Cain," and an undisclosed financial penalty believed to be in the eight figures.  

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Enough time has been spent on this matter.  It's time for Kerry to take matters into his own hands.  The essence of the gist of the pith, along with a prediction for the future, is below the fold.

My open letter to Bill O'Reilly on his invitation to the terrorists:

Hey Bill!
I thought about you today as I was coaching my son's soccer game on the Marina Green here in San Francisco.  You should have been here, Bill.  A bright, breezy November Saturday morning, the sails cutting across the blue bay, the Golden Gate Bridge glowing in the soft November light.